Genesis 3000

On friday night, better say saturday morning, I have been to Dusseldorf airport. Did I want to fly to Berlin? Did want to visit some friends? Not suprisingly the answer is – NO! But back to the beginning.

I hang out with some guys of the Testosteron Cologne Posse – Alex, Fabian, Karsten. In the end we made it to the westpol but did not stay there for long. Action was poor that evening. At approximately 4a.m. the team got up to go home. I tried to arrive at Cologne central station and catched the S-Bahn. No problem so far.

Accidentaly I fell asleep and woke up again in Dusseldorf airport. The regular train back would arrive in about 2hours. So what could I do? I pulled out my handy and checked train-connections via the Deutsche Bahn’s WAP interface => take the SkyTrain (a fully automated, computer driven short-distance train) to another airport’s station, take the ICE to dusseldorf central station and from there back to leverkusen. Okay.

For some reason I lost my mind while entering the ICE-train and told the conducter I would travel with some group of boys in the wagon behind. Not suprisingly he was angry at me after he checked that group. And of course I had no ticket. He wrote me down and we battled one another a little bit. Because of that it took much longer to fill out the ticket. We just left Dusseldorf and I was on my way back to Cologne, where I started three hours earlier. Dammit!

As I entered the train to Leverkusen another thirty minutes later I was not drunk but terribly tired and exhausted. And of course angry about myself. And I missed the right stop once again and had to stay in Leichlingen for half an hour. I finally reached my bed at 08.10.

Now I have to write to the Deutsche Bahn and try to get rid of the ticket. That will show whether I am the talented texter I think I am.